Haiku Submission #2

Here we have another haiku submission. This one is from G.T. in California. This has been a record breaking submissions year. Thank you!
diana: not here
gone studying in scotland
how cold it must be!

Haiku Submission #1

These haikus are brought to you by M.A. from Los Angeles. Will she be the victor??
UK
far far far away
but not a long time ago
united kingdom!
Hot Dogs
they are thin and long
but oh, ew, the sliminess
only when uncooked